5 Reasons to date a short guy.
As a short guy, Disney movies and fairy tales with a prince of any sort are my nemesis. Me tall, dark, and handsome? No, no, and quite, but I’ve still been turned down plenty of times by women for nothing more than my height. It can be difficult trying to find a girl who doesn’t mind a guy a few inches shorter than her, especially when you’re shorter than most girls from the get go. And ladies, I get it. You don’t want to feel all self-conscious and awkward walking around with a guy who shows off something you might consider a flaw. But here are some things to consider the next time a guy you may not have been able to see right away asks you out.
1. More personality/character.
Haven't you ever heard the expression good things come in small packages? Well great things come in even smaller packages. There’s no denying it, I’m a pretty funny guy. A lot of short guys are funny. Look at John Stewart and Billy Crystal (I honestly have no idea how tall Crystal is but he seems fairly short) Short guys know that because we have a disadvantage with our height, it’s necessary to develop a personality that sticks out. Unfortunately this makes the “tallies” stick us into one of two categories. If we’re aggressive and loud we have a Napoleon complex, but if we’re introverted and quiet then we’re wimps. This isn’t exactly a fair comparison; I don’t say that all aggressive tall guys have a Kobe Bryant complex or that the quiet ones are like Treebeard from Lord of The Rings. But because we’re also aware of these two categories, we do what we can to not be stuck into one or the other. I’m quite chivalrous, but that was a trait my Mom made sure I develop. But in that respect, while short guys may be aggressive toward other guys, we’re almost always sweet towards women. Almost, there’s still short little douche fucks out there that make it hard for the rest of it. But the rest of us don’t want to be seen as the evil little gnomes. Believe it or not many of us have the personalities of a Prince, just think of us as being put under a spell by some evil witch to be short so that you wouldn’t see us for who we really are.
1. More personality/character.
Haven't you ever heard the expression good things come in small packages? Well great things come in even smaller packages. There’s no denying it, I’m a pretty funny guy. A lot of short guys are funny. Look at John Stewart and Billy Crystal (I honestly have no idea how tall Crystal is but he seems fairly short) Short guys know that because we have a disadvantage with our height, it’s necessary to develop a personality that sticks out. Unfortunately this makes the “tallies” stick us into one of two categories. If we’re aggressive and loud we have a Napoleon complex, but if we’re introverted and quiet then we’re wimps. This isn’t exactly a fair comparison; I don’t say that all aggressive tall guys have a Kobe Bryant complex or that the quiet ones are like Treebeard from Lord of The Rings. But because we’re also aware of these two categories, we do what we can to not be stuck into one or the other. I’m quite chivalrous, but that was a trait my Mom made sure I develop. But in that respect, while short guys may be aggressive toward other guys, we’re almost always sweet towards women. Almost, there’s still short little douche fucks out there that make it hard for the rest of it. But the rest of us don’t want to be seen as the evil little gnomes. Believe it or not many of us have the personalities of a Prince, just think of us as being put under a spell by some evil witch to be short so that you wouldn’t see us for who we really are.
2. General sexual superiority.
I was actually considering just making this entirely about our sexual prowess, but I also want you ladies to know we’ve got more to offer than just some of the best sex you’ll have. But for now we’re talking about the dirty. It’s probably one of the biggest ways we try to compensate for being short. We do our best to not only be good at sex, but to be masterful at it. I’m talking virtuosos. And there are a few reasons we can figure this out early. Ladies have you seen our hands? They’re small, dexterous, and nimble. It’s like having ten tiny horny elves who want nothing more than to find all of those subtle little curves in your body, and then pleasure the ever loving shit out of you.
Not only do our smaller hands give us an advantage of covering your sexy bodies, but every guy who considers himself short has studied up on every magazine article, YouTube video, and slutty blog that features tips for men, by women, about how to be good at sex, and not just any sex, but sex that is all about pleasing the woman. The average short guy will seriously go down on you for like an hour until you just need that sweet short guy loving in you, or until our tongues fall off, but usually it’s that first one. Plus with our compact size, think of all the interesting places we could do it. Small closets, under stair cases, that douche bag’s smart car across the street, you know, all the sexy places. But sexual prowess isn’t the only way we compensate.
3. Economical.
Short guys save more money. Why, you ask? How much do you think a short guy needs to eat? Not nearly as much as someone four inches taller than me that’s for sure, and that’s savings that we pass on to you. We have more disposable income to take you out to nicer dinners, buy you better flowers and higher quality chocolates for Valentine’s Day. That might sound strange, a man wanting to spend money on you in this day and age, but what else are we going to spend that money on if not you? We already know how to cobble shoes and assemble toys, so we’re not spending anything there. Oh and if you want to talk statistics, did you know that short guys live longer? As in up to ten years longer (For someone 5’5 versus someone 5’11 or taller) It makes sense, our hearts don’t have to work nearly as hard to get our blood flowing, and again it takes minimal resources to keep us living, so if you want an extra decade with your man, and maybe his money too, then it only makes sense to go short.
I was actually considering just making this entirely about our sexual prowess, but I also want you ladies to know we’ve got more to offer than just some of the best sex you’ll have. But for now we’re talking about the dirty. It’s probably one of the biggest ways we try to compensate for being short. We do our best to not only be good at sex, but to be masterful at it. I’m talking virtuosos. And there are a few reasons we can figure this out early. Ladies have you seen our hands? They’re small, dexterous, and nimble. It’s like having ten tiny horny elves who want nothing more than to find all of those subtle little curves in your body, and then pleasure the ever loving shit out of you.
Not only do our smaller hands give us an advantage of covering your sexy bodies, but every guy who considers himself short has studied up on every magazine article, YouTube video, and slutty blog that features tips for men, by women, about how to be good at sex, and not just any sex, but sex that is all about pleasing the woman. The average short guy will seriously go down on you for like an hour until you just need that sweet short guy loving in you, or until our tongues fall off, but usually it’s that first one. Plus with our compact size, think of all the interesting places we could do it. Small closets, under stair cases, that douche bag’s smart car across the street, you know, all the sexy places. But sexual prowess isn’t the only way we compensate.
3. Economical.
Short guys save more money. Why, you ask? How much do you think a short guy needs to eat? Not nearly as much as someone four inches taller than me that’s for sure, and that’s savings that we pass on to you. We have more disposable income to take you out to nicer dinners, buy you better flowers and higher quality chocolates for Valentine’s Day. That might sound strange, a man wanting to spend money on you in this day and age, but what else are we going to spend that money on if not you? We already know how to cobble shoes and assemble toys, so we’re not spending anything there. Oh and if you want to talk statistics, did you know that short guys live longer? As in up to ten years longer (For someone 5’5 versus someone 5’11 or taller) It makes sense, our hearts don’t have to work nearly as hard to get our blood flowing, and again it takes minimal resources to keep us living, so if you want an extra decade with your man, and maybe his money too, then it only makes sense to go short.
4. Dedication.
Now if you do accept a short guy, prepare for some serious dedication. Short guys know that they can’t always land the taller sexy type, so when we do we are devoted to you. Chores need to be done around the house? Boom, short guy is there. Need hot chocolate at three in the morning? Boom, short guy is there. Have something sore that needs to be rubbed? Boom, short guy is so there, because if there’s something we’re good with it’s our hands. We might get a little jealous every now and then, but don’t pretend you don’t like a little bit of that, and it’s only because we know if we lost you it would be very hard to replace you. In the end short guys will do everything they can to make sure you see us as someone you can really spend the rest of your life with.
Now if you do accept a short guy, prepare for some serious dedication. Short guys know that they can’t always land the taller sexy type, so when we do we are devoted to you. Chores need to be done around the house? Boom, short guy is there. Need hot chocolate at three in the morning? Boom, short guy is there. Have something sore that needs to be rubbed? Boom, short guy is so there, because if there’s something we’re good with it’s our hands. We might get a little jealous every now and then, but don’t pretend you don’t like a little bit of that, and it’s only because we know if we lost you it would be very hard to replace you. In the end short guys will do everything they can to make sure you see us as someone you can really spend the rest of your life with.
5. Break those norms! Progressivism and shit!
Whatever happened to those strong minded women who wanted to break society’s norms? Tall guy/short girl has been the norm since basically the dawn of time, why is that the only stereotype that can’t be broken in this day and age? It’s understandable that you see tall guys as being able to protect you better, but from what? Where do you live that the crime rate is so high you think you need a personal bodyguard to protect you 24/7? And what, you think a short guy isn’t going to protect you? We may have a diminutive stature, but that doesn’t mean we’re not going to fight someone off for you, we might get our asses kicked in the process but that would at least give you time to get to safety/call the cops or something, and we’re more than willing to lose a little blood for you. But again, that’s if that situation ever even comes up. Be progressive, show people you don’t care what they think by dating a guy who actually cares about you, and who you can really care about. In the end the only opinions that should matter to you are the ones of the people who care about you.
Whatever happened to those strong minded women who wanted to break society’s norms? Tall guy/short girl has been the norm since basically the dawn of time, why is that the only stereotype that can’t be broken in this day and age? It’s understandable that you see tall guys as being able to protect you better, but from what? Where do you live that the crime rate is so high you think you need a personal bodyguard to protect you 24/7? And what, you think a short guy isn’t going to protect you? We may have a diminutive stature, but that doesn’t mean we’re not going to fight someone off for you, we might get our asses kicked in the process but that would at least give you time to get to safety/call the cops or something, and we’re more than willing to lose a little blood for you. But again, that’s if that situation ever even comes up. Be progressive, show people you don’t care what they think by dating a guy who actually cares about you, and who you can really care about. In the end the only opinions that should matter to you are the ones of the people who care about you.
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